One part giant, one part sexy, three parts funny, one part ridiculous, four parts mustache. This daring concoction can only sum up one person: John Cleese, 1/6th of the beloved Monty Python gang. Today is your day, good sir knight.

It is our great honor to wish you a very happy 70th birthday. Well done ol’ chap! Keep looking stachetastic you dishy fellow.

This movie is beyond worthy of the fanciful mustache sported so proudly by Mr. Damon throughout it. It is clever and quick witted  and plays to the intelligence of both the lead and audience…and its about fucking time. To often screenwriters, producers, directors, actors, and audience members rely on explosions to captivate and sex to fill seats. Its simply nice to see a well written screenplay, well casted, and unprovoked by cheap thrills in an effort to cash in at the box office. The informant is simply a great film that is meant to be appreciated at face value.  Scott Z. Burns does a wonderful job adapting the script from Kurt Eichenwald’s The Informant as he uses Mark Whitacre’s elaborate inner monologues as a nearly constant form of comic relief.  It will have you chuckling throughout  despite your sober struggle to decipher the level of Whitacre’s neurosis.

It’s the type of film you want to share with the right person.. I would suggest someone who displays the mental fortitude and comedic taste to appreciate it. Luckily in my case that person did not fall short.

It features several stand-up comedians  including Joel McHale and Tom Papa… which obviously only adds to to the charm. Its simple, straightforward, and delightful.

The  Informant proves once again, Matt Damon is unbelievably satisfying.

The year is 2001 (estimation) …and what a tumultuous year it was… it was a year for fantastic Space Odysseys.. yet nothing Kubrick could have envisioned was quite as frightening as the individual you see before you.

Mustache of the Month Octubre edition goes to… A master creeper in training… An ex-boyfriend of one of the Cluster girls..the one and only:

Proof that Rome was indeed NOT built in a day

Marcus Hanlin from Rocky Mount, NC.

We wish we could congratulate you.. but sadly we can’t.

Though, technically you didn’t do anything wrong..  other than cling tight to your first sprouts of manliness of course (a common mistake)…A mistake which you would soon rectify by swapping it out for a generous  lower lip hair… a day we here at MC applaud.

Proof that a simple rearrangement of facial hair can do wonders for aesthetics... (apparently not so much for the disposition)

At the end of the day it’s important to remember that while we do not condone your adolescent actions  we love you (and more specifically your mother, for sending it in) just the same, and we hope you never return to your hair lip days.

Unless of course this time ’round you can have it meet in the middle.. ?

In the words of Gordon Ramsey, consider this rivalry…. DONE.

Today is your 73rd birthday. Where did all the years go? I’ve always looked at you as if you were some sort of superior being chiseled out of marble by the gods. Thank you for being so sexy. Thank you for reminding me of an older Brad Pitt… and my god, thank you for rocking the shit out of this mustache.

Today is your day Robert Redford, you deserve it.

May you live 73 more years Sundance Kid!